Pink Unicorns and the Goth Orgy

I am sorry, but this is truly abysmal.

I have just watched the debut? video by Maria Sernholt, titled “The Way My Heart Goes”.

All I can say is wretched.

The video does not stick to one metaphor, it starts with “Photo Shoot” then hops between “Purple Boudoir”, “Pink Unicorns” (in the clouds no less, I kid you not) and “Goth Orgy”, really!

There are others less memorable to mention but thems the highlights.

I just can’t stress this enough, STICK TO ONE SETTING.

Unless you are using it to make a statement (Kylie, you know who you are)

But, if it was a statement thing, I would expect the music to be better.

“Dum de dum dum, thats the way my heart goes”, well I am sorry to say my dear that any selfrespecting cardio doc would say you are having a heart attack.

The choreography is a mixture of Brittany like chin wobbles and arm movements and Christina like strutting with none of the (minimal) charm those two ladies bring to the party.

It DOES end in the setting it starts in (the camera shoot) but thats probably more by luck than judgement.

Don’t mix your settings unless you need to to get some message across.

I wonder if her producers could only get 5 minutes on any one set and so had to cobble something together from lots of bits, but I hate to think that someone maintains a pink unicorn set on the offchance its needed.

Oh, I have had enough.

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