I would love to own an anti-virus company, but I just don’t know if I would be able to sleep at nights.
The other day, I had to do something to my sons laptop, and when I logged in, the AV software informed me that the machine had 27 virii.
When I tried to use the software to remove the critters, I was told that it was unable to do this as the subscription had lapsed, ‘and for just 22gbp’ I could have a years subscription.
So, out comes the plastic, and I dutifully dole out the dosh and download the newest virus definitions.
Now comes the long wait as the machine is scanned for the afforementioned virii.
How many did the newly installed software find?
NONE!
Not one.
Where did they go wonders I.
Lovely business. I just wonder how they can sleep at nights.